Archivist's Note: This is actually a series of snippets done by the author, collected into one very enjoyable fic. /~_^\
The Book
Setting: A small wooden table with four chairs sitting around it in a small inn. One chair is occuppied by our red hot chimera shaman, Zelgadiss Greywars. He is sipping coffee. On the other side of the table is our super sexy swordsman, Gourry Gabriev. He is reading a book. Yes, a book. In the distance one can hear Ameria and Lina arguing.
Zelgadiss: (secretly having been watching Gourry for ten minutes) What are you reading, Gourry?
Gourry: Huh? Oh, this book I found in the library here. It's pretty interesting.
Zel: So, what's it about?
Gourry: Hmm...well, it's about feelings and stuff.
Zel: You got a self help manual?
Gourry: No, it's a different kind of feeling stuff.
Zelgadiss raises an eyebrow and looks at the cover of the book. There is no title and he can not see any of the pages.
Gourry: It's got pictures of things they describe in here. Says you can do them too.
Zel: Really? Must be an exercise book then...
Gourry: Um, well, you can exercise in a way with it...
Zelgadiss gets that really kawaii suspicious look on his face.
Zel: What kind of exercise?
Gourry: Well, let's see. It says here that if I take a person and touch them in a certain way, their heart rate will go up, so I guess that must mean exercise...
Zel: Touch someone in a certain way?
Gourry reaches over the table and runs his fingers down Zel's chin, resting them at his adam's apple before slipping them down to the very top of his chest. Zel gasps and feels his heart starting to pound.
Gourry: Did that make your heart rate go up?
Zelgadiss nods rather dumbfounded.
Zel: What kind of book is that?
Gourry shrugs and holds the book sideways, apparently looking at something intently.
Gourry: Well, I wonder if this works.
Zel: What does?
Zelgadiss gets wide eyed as Gourry pulls Zel up onto the table and lays him down on his back. The tall swordsman gets partially on top of Zel and latches his mouth onto his throat. The chimera immediately tries to get away, but as soon as Gourry's lips are on him, he melts just like hot butter...::snickers::
Gourry: (whispering) Says here that a person can get quite a workout using this one particular technique.
Gourry pulls Zelgadiss legs up, resting them over his shoulder and lowers his head down, trailing his lips and hands down Zel's clothed chest and stomach.
Zel: G-g-gou-kun...I, uh, I...I don't think...think this is a..a n-normal manual...
Gourry smirks and keeps moving down, kissing Zel's clothed hips and pauses before kissing between his legs. The chimera almost goes through the roof and has to put his fist between his teeth to keep from screaming.
Gourry: So, is the blood flowing, Zel-kun?
Zelgadiss swallows and pants softly.
Gourry: I'll take that as a yes...
For the next few minutes, Gourry continues doing very sexy and bad things to Zel with his clothes still on. I'll let you all get creative here...::snickers:: Finally, a very turned on Zelgadiss gets his chance to relax and Gourry slips him off the table, the young shaman panting.
Gourry: Well, that was certainly a work out...
Zel: (eyes half open) ....uh-huh....
In walks our other two people, Lina and Ameria. They spot Zel sitting on Gourry's lap and Gourry holding a book in front of his face.
Lina: Gourry! What are you doing with that?!
Gourry: I found it at the library here.
Ameria: Mister Gourry, that's kama sutra for men!!!!
Gourry: Hmm, I was wondering why the illustrations were so bright...
Zelgadiss blinks and then grins, snuggling secretly against Gourry.
Gourry: (whispering to Zel) And that was just chapter one...
Setting: A bath house in a miscellaneous city. On one side of the bath tub is our ever so hot chimera shaman, Zelgadiss Greywars. He is trying not to look like he's watching the person across from him. On the other side of the bath is our ultra sexy swordsman, Gourry Gabriev. He is reading a book. Yes, you know it by now, it's THE book.
Zelgadiss: Are you still reading that, Gourry?
Gourry: Yup, lots to learn in here.
Zel: Um...what chapter are you on?
Gourry: Chapter two.
Zel: That's it?
Zel is currently getting slightly fidgety and er, well, interested. He shifts a little in the water.
Gourry: Well, I'm not a very fast reader, Zel. It takes a while for me to get through a book.
Zel: Okay...
Gourry glances over the book at the chimera sitting across from him. He tilts the book sideways and then tilts his head.
Gourry: I guess it could work.
Zelgadiss's heart is already in his throat. He knows what comes next.
Zel: (slight squeak) What would?
Gourry sets the book down and moves across the bath tub, his sexy blonde hair soaking up lots of water, giving him that nice "Chippendale" appearance. ::snickers:: Zel is wide eyed by the time Gourry makes it over to him.
Gourry: Well, chapter two focuses on water, and the things that can occur in water....
Gourry runs his thumb across Zel's lips and the shaman swears he's going to pass out...
Zel: (thinking to himself) I'm going to pass out...
Gourry: You know, bodies can move a lot easier together when they're wet...
Gourry sits down beside Zel and pulls the unresisting, yet somewhat stiff body of Zel's onto his lap. He proceeds to runs his wet fingers down every contour of the young chimera's body.
Zel: G-gou-kun...some...somebody will...see...see us...
Gourry is too busy kissing Zel's neck and shoulders to pay attention to any of Zel's feeble protests. Like he'd want him to stop any ways...::snickers::
Gourry: Now, if the book is right, there should be an area right about here....
Gourry slips his hand into the water and runs his fingers down Zel's thigh before letting it slip somewhere more...intimate...Zelgadiss gasps and presses himself against the swordsman....
Zel: G-gourry...
The swordsman smiles, kissing Zel on the lips and working his fingers on his partner. Zel is more than willingly, letting little gasps and whimpers slip from his mouth. Finally, the blonde takes Zel's wet hands and slips them down his own chest and to the lower nether regions....::winks:: Let's just say there was a lot of moaning going on in the bath house....
After a while, our chimera and swordsman are resting their backs against the side of the tub, Zel's head against Gourry's shoulder. The blonde is reading the book again, but glancing back at the shaman.
Gourry: Hey, Zel?
Zel: (a very satisfied soft voice) ...mmmm?...
Gourry: Can you get your legs over your head?
Zel: Uh, why?
Gourry: Chapter three....
With a devilish grin, Gourry sets down the book and claims his partner's mouth again...
to be continued...I think...
Setting: The same bathtub we've previously left our rather sweaty shaman pressed against the bathtub with our soaked swordsman pressed against him...If that ain't a nice picture...Any hoo, chapter three...
Zel: (through semi-muffled gasps) Gourry...I...I don't think I...I can keep my legs up...much more...
Gourry is standing against Zel and Zel's legs are over his shoulder and somehow their staying upright. Gourry is a lot more steady than he looks! ::giggles::
Gourry: Just a little bit longer, Zel...says I can pull the best reactions out of you if I can sustain you like this for long periods of time...
Now, our dear chimera is gasping and clawing at Gourry's back while Gourry's very talented hands are doing a lot of pulling. I'll let you fill in the blanks here. ::snickers::
After a moment and a very loud scream from our shaman, our grinning swordsman lets Zel relax down back into the water. The water should be cold by now, but it's pretty darn hot in the bathing room.
Gourry: (resting against the side of the tub) So, how was that?
Zel has got very nice swirlies gracing his eyes. He only silently nods and leans against Gourry. He is grinning and blushing at the same time.
Zel: Mmm...I kinda' liked chapter three.
Gourry: Yah, maybe we can try the next half of chapter three...
Zel: Next half?...(familiar 'oh good L-sama' squeak in his voice)
Gourry: Yah...says I can do almost the same thing when I'm behind you...but I can get your legs up like I did...
Our blushing chimera is now crimson but has a quirky grin on his face.
Zel: You're going to get wrinkly if you stay in this tub, Gourry...
Gourry: Not if I stay near something smooth and cool...
Gourry slips his hand down Zel's chest, down his stomach...and pulls it away...dang it!! He promptly offers Zel his hand, pulling the chimera out of the tub. He gently towel dries our little shaman and carries him out of the bathing room and into Gourry's bedroom.
Resting on top of Zel's chest is the book. Yes, you know it. It's THE book. Zel opens it up out of curiousity.
Zel: (thinking to himself) Chapter three, part two...the joys of slow massage and water...oh, L-sama...
Setting: Gourry's room in miscellaneous city. On the bed on his stomach is our ever so hot chimera shaman, Zelgadiss Greywars. Kneeling beside him on the bed is our every so bishy swordsman, Gourry Gabriev. Gourry is looking at illustrations in the book. Yes, you all know it now. It's THE book.
Gourry: Okay, let's see here...I pour a little water on my hands and then I rub right here...
Zel: Gou-kun, I don't know if this is a good...
Zel quickly changes his mind when Gourry's magic (snickers) hands go to work. It's really amazing how much our chimera can feel through that stone skin of his. Gourry begins to rub Zel's shoulders with his slick, watered hands and moves down lower, stopping at the silk sheet...mmm...silk...any hoo...
Gourry: Feel good, Zel-kun?
Zel: (breathy) Hai, very...
Gourry goes from kneeling beside the chimera to straddling him, still massaging his shoulders and back. Zel is getting a little, er, anxious and bites his finger, trying not to appear more interested than he already is.
Zel: G-gourry...what are you doing?
Gourry: Well, according to second half of chapter three, to get a proper water massage, the whole body must be completely wet.
Zel: But, I'm dry...
Gourry: Ano, not you Zel...
Zelgadiss gets wide eyed as Gourry pours the last of the water from the bottle and spreads it all over his very well built frame. ::giggles:: He promptly pulls the silk sheet to the side and slips unders, lying his chest down onto Zel's back, molding himself to the shaman.
Zel: (squeaking) ...gourry?...
Gourry: Hmm, I wonder...
Gourry begins kissing his way down Zel's back, all slicked up with water and his hair sticking to Zel's various appendages. His hands continue to massage until he disappears under the the covers and with a quick, swift motion, Zel moves up under the sheet. Zel gasps and pulls the sheet over his head. There's a lot of moving and a really gratitous cry from our chimera before Gourry pops back up, our shaman lying on his chest, gasping for air...mmm...nice picture...
Gourry: Mmm...well, that wasn't quite covered in the book, but some times it's good to improvise.
Zel: (completely out of breath) If you keep doing that to me with your mouth all the time, Gourry, I'm not going to be able to stand...
Gourry picks up the book and grins, flipping the page to chapter four. Zelgadiss awaits, almost anxious now.
Gourry: Interesting...
Zel: (same ol' 'Oh, L-sama' squeak) ...what is?...
Gourry: I really wonder what it is like in a closet...
Zel gets very wide eyed before Gourry sets the book aside and rolls Zel on his back. The window next to their bed gets very nice and steamy...
Setting: Another inn room in a miscellaneous city. This time it is our every so sexy chimera shaman's Zelgadiss Greywars room. He is sitting on the bed, half dressed and eyeing our super yummy blonde swordsman, Gourry Gabriev, who is leaning over the table, reading the book. Yes, you all know it now, it's THE book..
Zel: Um, Gourry? Shouldn't you have returned that to that library a long time ago?
Gourry: I told you Zel, it takes me a long time to read things. 'Sides, it's really interesting.
Zel: (to himself) You have no idea...
Gourry turns to Zel with his usually sunny smile. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a silk scarf.
Zel: What are you going to do with that?
Gourry: Blindfold you...
Zel gets wide eyed as Gourry slips out of his clothes, leaving them in a pile on the floor. He approaches slowly, undoing the silk scarf and wrapping it around his hand. By the time he reaches out already flushed chimera, Zel is already breathing heavy. ::snickers::
Gourry: Do you trust me, Zel?
Zel: Well, it depends what you're going to do after I have that thing on...
Gourry nonchalantly pulls off Zel's clothes. He's gotten really good at stripping our shaman. ::giggles::
Gourry: That's a secret...
Gourry ties the blindfold around our unresisting chimera and lies him back on the bed. Zel squeaks when he feels something soft tickling his stone skin.
Zel: W-what is that?
Gourry: A feather I found...book says that some of the best stimulation can come from objects. So, I figured silk scarves and feathers would do it...
Gourry proceeds to slide the feather all over Zel's frames, drawing a cross of soft laughing and pleasured gasps from our happy little shaman. Our swordsman leans down, now using his lips to follow the trail that the feather makes. Zel shifts, not being able to see what's going on and it's making him even more, er, interested than usual.
Gourry: Enjoying yourself, Zel-kun?
Zel: H-hai...you're...you're going to over sex me yet, Gou-kun...
Gourry: Mmm...doubt that, but it'll be fun trying...
Gourry lets the feather travel down Zel's chest, over Zel's stomach, and tickle the lower half...::giggles:: Our chimera shaman squirms and whimpers and finally Gourry tosses the feather, climbing on top of him, and kissing Zel's lips. He keeps the blind fold in place and runs his lips over the silk.
Gourry: This is fun, but I still think using the real human is better.
Gourry tilts up Zel's hips and the bed squeaks. For the next little while, the bed isn't the only thing that's squeaking. Finally, a very exhausted, sweaty shaman and a red hot, sweating swordsman relax...mmm...nice picture...any hoo, they both lay there quietly, and Gourry finally takes the silk blindfold off Zel's eyes.
Zel: That...that was chapter four?
Gourry: Mmm...yah, but I didn't think doing it in a closet would be very comfortable...
Zel: ...uh-huh...
Gourry: Chapter five is really interesting. It involves binding the wrists...
Zel: (You know the squeak) N-nani?
Gourry only grins and goes back to assaulting all of our chimera's senses.
(subtitled: Zel's been studying)
SETTING: Another bedroom in miscellaneous city. Girls are next room fighting. Our super sexy chimera shaman Zelgadiss Greywars has retreated to the safety of our red hot swordsman Gourry Gabriev's room. Gourry is sitting very calmly, reading the book. Hai, you all know it by now...it's THE book... Zelgadiss approaches Gourry, undoing his cape and folding it nicely before setting it on the table.
Zel: Really, Gourry, haven't you got bored of that book yet?
Gourry: (grinning over the book) I don't see you complaining.
Zel blushes and clears his throat, walking over to Gourry and leaning over him, looking at a rather vivid illustration.
Zel: Hmmm...well, you mentioned tying...from the looks of that picture, I'd say it would have to chapter five.
Gourry nods and laughs softly, reaching up and tapping Zel on the chin before setting the book down and yawning.
Gourry: I think I'm going to get some sleep, Zel...
Zelgadiss blinks as Gourry strips out of his clothes and flops into bed, falling asleep instantly. The chimera frowns and sits, thoroughly disappointed that nothing was going to occur tonight. Miffed, our shaman picks up the book and starts to read chapter five. He glances down at the the ties that hold his cape together and then back at the illustration. He smirks slightly and pulls the strings from the cape, refolding it and placing it on the table. Zel quietly slips out of his clothes and slips into bed beside our snoring swordsman.
Zel: Gourry, are you asleep?
Gourry: ...wha?...five more minutes...
Zelgadiss grins and takes his tie and lifts one of Gourry's wrists, binding it to the headboard of the bed and lacing it through to his wrist, which Zel ties with his teeth and his free hand. He then jerks on it...::snickers:: The tie of course, and the motion wakes up our sleeping warrior.
Gourry: (glancing up at his bound wrist) Uh, Zel...what...what are you doing?
Zel: I decided to see if I could learn something from the book, Gou-kun...
Zelgadiss pulls on Gourry's wrist, forcing the blonde to move forward, and then he locks lips with him, kissing him deeply. Our blonde sex god is quite surprised, but in a very good way.
Zel: (breaking the kiss) I think I need to see what this whole binding thing can do.
The shaman pushes Gourry on his back with enough force to shock the swordsman into a very nice, wide grin. Zel pushes Gourry's bound wrist back, holding them together as the chimera crawls on top of him, grinding his body down against his. Gourry reaches up to touch the young man straddling him, and Zel knocks his hand away.
Zel: I didn't say you could touch me, did I?
Gourry: (grinning at Zel's rather sex kittenish nature) Of course not...my apologies...
Zel: You're apologies, what?
Gourry: (big grin) My apologies,...master...
Zel: That's much, much better...
Zelgadiss leans down, locking his lips on Gourry's and tugging their bound wrists about, forcing Gourry to obey Zel's whims. He uses his other hand to keep Gourry's free hand pinned. The chimera slips down, kissing our swordsman's chest and shoulders, under his chin and many other hard to reach places. By this time, the blonde is the one doing the panting, making it hard for him to think.
Gourry: K-k-kami-sama, Zel-kun...do it...do it now!!
Zel: (sitting up and straddling Gourry) Do what, Gou-kun...this?
The mischevious and very in control chimera grinds his hips downward, drawing a very satisfying squeal from Gourry.
Gourry: Yes...yes that!
Zel: Yes what?
Gourry: (extremely aroused) Yes, master!
Zelgadiss grins and lifting his hips, he positions himself over Gourry's. The noise that occurs from then on in is for your imagination, but afterwards, an overly exhausted blonde and a thoroughly pleased shaman relax, Zel reaching up and undoing their wrists. Gourry holds Zel close, his heart still pounding in his chest.
Gourry: Z-zel...I didn't...didn't know you had a dominant streak...
Zel: I didn't either...
Gourry: I wonder if chapter six will be this interesting...
Zel: I think I'm getting to liking this book...
Gourry laughs softly and kisses his chimera gently.
Setting: Restaurant in miscellaneous city. Our four favorites are sitting down eating a meal. Lina is quickly devouring a large chicken, Ameria is munching some chow mein, our steaming chimera shaman Zelgadiss Greywars is sipping coffee once again, and our ever so hot swordsman Gourry Gabriev is drinking a glass of wine. He has the book sitting on his lap. Hai, you all KNOW it now. It's THE book.
Lina: (mouth full of food) Gourry...do you take that thing with you everywhere?
Gourry: Well, it makes a great place to catch food and I don't have to use a napkin.
::Lina raises her eyebrow and goes back to eating. Zel looks at Gourry and smirks from behind his cup::
Zel: So, Gou-kun, read anything interesting lately?
Gourry: (smiling slightly) Well, I learned the value of eating...
Zel: You've always known the value of eating.
Gourry: Ah, but not the value of what I eat...
::Zel feels a slow burn come creeping into his cheeks and he pulls up the hood of his cape carefully::
Zel: Really, Gourry, they say you are what you eat.
Gourry: Then I must have a stone coated stomach...
::Ameria looks up curious and then goes back to eating::
Zel: (coughing behind his blush) Be careful what you eat, Gourry, you don't know when it might come back on you.
Gourry: Your right, Zelgadiss, I never do know when it's going to come...
::Gourry winks at Zel who blushes even redder::
Lina: (mouth full of food again) Hey, Gourry...pass the ketchup...
::Gourry picks up the ketchup bottle, letting his hand run down the neck of the bottle in a rather, ahem, suggestive manner. Zelgadiss looks off to the side and can't hide the small smirk on his face::
Zel: (thinking to himself) If this is a preview of tonight...
::The waiter approaches our little group, asking if they need anything else::
Lina: Yah, bring over the dessert tray! I want to see if you have any strawberry shortcake...
::The waiter nods and turns to Gourry, asking the swordsman if he can get him anything he wants...{snickers} Food, that is...::
Gourry: Yes, in fact you can...I'd like to have a glass of lemon...ade...and one for my compatriot, with a slice of lemon in it...
::The waiter nods and exits, as Zel scoots over a little, raising his eyebrow::
Zel: Lemon, Gou-kun?
Gourry: Well, I have to suck on something...
::Gourry tricky little fingers go brushing over Zel's leg, pulling a little squeak from our chimera::
Zel: Perhaps I can remedy that...
::Gourry raises an eyebrow as Zel sits back in his chair. He picks up a pickle from his plate, promptly biting the tip off, running his tongue over it and then sucking out the juice. Our swordsman feels a small blush crossing his cheeks now. The waiter returns with two glasses of the best lemonade around...not that it can get any better, and sets it in front of them. Gourry pulls the lemon out of the mixture and lets his tongue slide over the contours before placing the whole thing in his mouth, drawing the juice from the fruit and setting the slice down on his plate::
Zel: (softly) I think I'm hungry, Gourry...very, very hungry...
Gourry: Yah...and I think I need to eat...now...
::Ameria looks up from her plate once again::
Ameria: What do you two mean? There's plenty of food here...hey, Miss Lina, give that back!!
::Ameria and Lina go to battle over a small piece of steak. Gourry grins, standing quietly and picking up the book. Zelgadiss stretches, standing and grins as Gourry takes a banana off the table and begins to walk up the stairs::
Gourry: So, Zel, care for something a little sweet to go with that soft taste in your mouth...
::Gourry winks, undoing the banana and biting off the tip. Zel winces a little and is quick to follow the swordsman up the stairs. Lina looks up from the steak piece she has wrestled from Ameria::
Lina: (to herself) Man, those two have the strangest dinner conversations...
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